| Home | First Posted Jan 21, 2020 | |
Texting Codes for Senior Citizens/A Must Know!My dear friend, Tom, sent this to me in an e-mail and I had to share it in case you have not, yet, seen it. It appealed to my warped sense of humor. Have a laugh! FOR THOSE OF US WHO HAVE FINALLY MASTERED THE SECRETS OF "TEXTING," BELOW ARE THE CODE WORDS APPROPRIATE FOR MY SENIOR AGE GROUP AND INTERESTS: TTFN ('ta ta for now')! ATD: At The Doctor'sBFF: Best Friend Farted BYW: Bring Your Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered By Medicare CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers FWIW: Forgot Where I Was FYI: Found Your Insulin GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! GHA: Got Heartburn Again HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On? JSMP: Just Shit My Pants LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out LOL: Living On Lipitor LWO: Lawrence Welk's On OMMR: On My Massage Recliner OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas. GRDF: Gotta Run, Depends Full ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop TTYL: Talk To You Louder WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again WTP: Where's The Prunes? WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil LMFGA: Lost My Fucking Glasses Again GLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In OSTL - Oh Shit, Too Late! |