| Home Nickers and Snorts | First Posted: Feb 17, 2011 Jan 21, 2020 | |
Texting for Horse PeopleThis came to me in an e-mail from one of my horse friends. The author was unknown. OOH - Out of HayLAS - lost a shoe BBM - Bastard just bit me FOMHL - Fell Off My Horse Laughing FTC - Forgot the carrots MIHA - Mare's in heat, again IPTI - I'll pick up tennis instead LWW - Lesson went well MSMBO - mud sucked my boot off HSIH - Horse Snot in Hair HAO - Hay All Over HIMB - Hay in My Bra PIHH - Poop Induced Half Halt UD - Unplanned Dismount PTTDG - Prayed to the Dirt God MMM - Master Manure Mucker OOM - Out of money MHTS - More horses than sense BAHHFDP - bought another horse husband filed divorce papers GBBF - Got Board Bill, Fainted GFBF - Got farrier bill, fainted HRHCF - Husband realized horse costs, fainted SLH - Smell like horse DQFOY - Dressage Queen fell off - yipee! HTNHFH - Hiding the new horse from hubby WWFNS - Will work for new saddle AROGC - Arena rained out - going crazy SSB - Saddle sore butt BTLGR - B###hy trainer left - good riddance ALIGAR - At least I got a ribbon NLT - No lesson today HGR - Have a great ride |