Horse Hair: Potentially Dangerous!!!

This came to me in an e-mail. There was no name or copyright on it. I cannot give any specific credit.

In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses.
This substance, called amo-bacter equuii, it has been linked with the following symptoms in female humans:

• Reluctance to cook
• Reluctance to perform housework
• Reluctance to wear anything but boots
• Reluctance to work except in support of a horse
• Physical craving for contact with horses (may be an addiction)

Beware: If you come in contact with a female human affected by this substance, be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end. This has been a public service announcement.